millennial sonnets
inbox debris from escapades in online dating
by Maren Nelson
Please hush. If you have some time later today, my apartment needs a cleaning. Ur welcome.
Cute girl…you ok
Hi epitome of beauty, how was your day? :)
Let me eat that pussy.
Marry me? Fuck so beautiful. I’m never
this forward, fuck it. Text me 507-XXX-XXXX
Ever fantasize about a cut guy with a tongue ring ;P?
The way you smile makes me smile, wake a man up like the gift of life.By the way I’m BJ and it’s a pleasure to the eyes and mind to meet you.
coming across your profile got me convinced that the word “gorgeous” is not enough to complement elegant creations like you.
hey bb
Looking for a threesome with 2 smart and sexy women. Good clean sex, no love/heartache stuff. American/Canadian women are way behind European women (except French-Canadian girls) when it comes to love, sex and dating but its worth a try.
Nice kitty, you dance Salsa Silly head?:)
Are you always that happy?
Do you own a crockpot?
i love you
You are so sexy! I want to put my hard cock inside you!
Casual safe sex? I’m long and thick.For you ;)) Mike 651.XXX.XXXX
Why haven’t we slept together yet?
Two girls and two guys and we like you
This is me doing all the talking and you sitting there looking all cute
Hi, I drink breast milk. Can we
be friends? You are as much of a snob as you are a bitch...Which is not that much...I think.
Hey bella .. hello charming .. how r u nice appealing lady ;);)
Oh my look I colored my hair, I’m a special snowflake, Whereas the only thing your remotely good at, would be having you either on your knees or in your back.
Hi, I liked your beautiful profile. What’s your favorite color?
Does your hair smell pink too
Wanna eat cookie dough together sometime ? Maybe have some salmoNUTELLA ahahaHAHAHA;3
i hate you
I messaged you some time ago; UPDATE: someone broke into my house last night and stole $5000 worth of BULLSHIT.
Hey girl. How’s this for post-modern?
Hey, I hope I’m not
bothering you but you are like a marvelous chocolate chip pancake in a sea of burnt waffles.
Hi there What is the best fish and cheese in the citecites?
Your beautiful and you know it.
you have beautiful eyes, if I lived near you I will give you flowers now
Hello pretty woman Nice photos impressive quality those outfits look good on you
Cool...I see that you don't have any kids but you might want some in the future. would you like to get together and practice making one? ;-)
Well all the BS aside the pink hair drew me in like a bug to a heat lamp how’s your evening going
Are you one of those girls that take a long time to do your hair and make-up or do you normally look that way?
Would you be interested in a sugar daddy? I would be willing to pay around $2000 a month. All I want in return is conversation and photos.
like hookups with younger guys?
am a young black man seeking for a true relationship
Hi nice big mouth lol hi
Let’s see how funny you are
I’m just here to find someone who.looks like my sister