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Dedicated to the care and keeping of brassy women.

don’t @ me

by Maren Nelson


about don’t @ me

“What was once a weird way to connect with random people you met in Intro to Psych during Freshman year of college, Facebook has evolved into the greatest hits of our lives. We exclusively hear about marriages, babies, houses, and completed marathons. That said, remember friends: Not everyone is a Soviet Olympian but we are all champions. My single-lady, $975/mo-renter, cat-children life is just as awesome as any life with 2.5 children, a picket fence, and 8 marathon medals. Anyone out there feeling inadequate? Yeah, don't. We're all pretty cool.” — Maren Nelson

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